Wednesday, June 28, 2023

 The Opposite of Me  - June 28, 2023


She’s tall and slender with big blue eyes,

Friendly, outgoing, her decisions are wise.

Everyone likes her, right from the start.

Her front door is open and so is her heart.


She made her life plans with a goal in mind,

And she followed through, never stepping off blind.

Her career took her places, and money came after,

With a smile on her face and a life full of laughter.


She loves people and dogs and has friends by the score.

They call her to talk, and they knock on her door.

She’s the life of each party, she’s on the A List,

Her lips are the lips every man wants to kiss.


She knew what she wanted in her life and her man,

And she only accepted what fit in her plan.

She is confident, happy, what she planned to be.

She is the complete opposite of me.


Monday, November 7, 2022

HAIR (to the tune of Home on the Range)

November 7, 2022 

I used to despair
About fixing my hair,

It was thick and it wouldn’t behave.

And there on the crown

The cowlick wouldn’t stay down,

I’d be bothered, I was sure, till my grave.


When I wanted some curls,

Like the other big girls,

I would get me a permanent wave,

But in less than two weeks

I’d need big rat’s nest tweeks

For the top part just couldn’t be saved.


Hair!  Hair on my head!

Where it used to grow just like a weed.

Now I groan and bemoan

And just hide out at home.

For thick hair I pray and I plead.


Too much hair for barrettes,

Now to my great regret,

Not enough hair to hold one in place.

The cowlick wouldn’t stay,

The widow’s peak went away

And I just want to hide my sad face.


Hair!  Hair on my head!

Which I used to berate every day.

What I wouldn’t give now

For more hair on my brow

Even if it is silvery gray.






Friday, December 11, 2020

 For Dad, on His 100th Birthday


Hardworking, outgoing, good looking and smart,

My Dad had a soft spot for kids in his heart.


Making friends for my Dad was easy and quick,
With his great friendly smile and his big funny wit.

Impatient, nostalgic, and trying his best
To put food on our table...all work and no rest.

A Jack of all trades and a master of none,
A drive in the car was his idea of fun.

A migrant picker, he toiled in the 30s,
A job that was tiring and sweaty and dirty,

But he was the rapidest picker around
And beat all the pickers the bosses had found.

During World War II he was trained as a cook
He learned it by experience, not through a book.

This led to being a grocery store baker
Till he learned of a job that would pay him much greater.

The oil fields in Oxnard were paying quite well
And he stayed there a year, till his brother-in-law fell

Down the dangerous rig and cut off a limb,
And Dad knew that place was no place for him.

He then learned to work in the woods, for awhile,
Then sold washers and dryers, which wasn’t his style,

So he switched to insurance and went door-to-door,
But instead of succeeding, he just became poor.

A golf course greenskeeper job fell into place

And he taught himself all the rules of the race,


But the golf course might be wiped out before long

By a highway, so he had to be moving along.


So we traveled east, took a short vacation,

Then he started his time with a few service stations.


Many a job, more than just these few mentioned,

Filled up his life and took his attention.


But his true desire was to wander and roam

To the south, west and north, for nowhere was home.


Restless and needing to go to somewhere new

Meant new jobs, new scenery, new houses, new schools.


We kids knew nothing but the nomadic way

And we all went where Dad went, day after day.


That was all long ago and lies in the past,

And the years since then have flown away fast.


In spite of his flaws, he meant only the best.

It’s been so many years since he went to his rest


And today Dad would be 100 years old,

But he wouldn’t have liked that, truth be told.


He would always say he was just thirty-nine

He would like being that age forever just fine.


So, Dad, here’s a poem of my memories of you.

It’s not the best but will have to do


Until I myself walk through that golden door

And all of our family is together once more.


Jimmy Darvin Hollis

December 24, 1920 - February 7, 1997

With love from Jackie

Monday, April 13, 2020

Quarantine#1, Parody of Take A Chance on Me - originally sung by Abba

Quarantine #1
March 31, 2020


If you’ve got some time
In this trying time,
Honey please hear me
Stay away from me
If you need me, that’s too bad
Stay away from me
If you’ve got no place to go
Stay away from me


If you’re all alone
Well, friend, we are all alone
And it’s best if ye
Stay away from me
Gonna do my very best
From my head to toes
I don’t want the COVID test
Poking up my nose


Stay away from me
That’s all I ask of you, mister
Stay away from me


We can’t go dancing
But we can go walking
As long as we’re far apart
Listen to some music
Maybe just talking
Sharing thoughts from our hearts


‘Cause you know I’ve got
So much that I wanna do
Don’t wanna lose it all because of NINETEEN
I wanna travel some day
Some place far away
But I think you know
Right now I can’t go


I’m a hermit now
You should be one, too
We’re in quarantine
Stay away from me
Wear your mask and I will, too
Gonna be at home
Wash your hands (who me? Yes, you!)
Don’t go out and roam


(musical interlude)


Stay away from me
Come on, give me a break, will you?
Stay away from me


(very long musical interlude unless you want to hear the whole song over again)


Ba-ba-ba, ba, ba
Ba-ba-ba, ba, ba, ba ba
Stay away from me
Stay away from me
Gonna do my very best
To be virus-free
To not need that test


Quarantine #2, A Parody of "Downtown" (original sung by Petula Clark)

Quarantine #2
March 20, 2020

When you’re alone and life is making you lonely
You can never go - downtown.
When you’ve got trouble, wait, it’s going to double,
But don’t try to go - downtown.

Just listen to the chirping of the birds you see around you,
Linger on your front porch where no viruses surround you.
There you’ll be safe.

The threat is much less at home
You can watch television, sleep,  or play on your phone
Just don’t go downtown
Things are too scary in downtown
The risks are too hairy in downtown
COVID is waiting for you.

Just enjoy all the time you’ve been given
Forget the movies downtown
Away from your boss it’ll just feel like heaven
No fighting traffic downtown

Just listen to advice from all the doctors, that they give ya
Maintain your distance, brother, so that COVID doesn’t get ya
Happy you’ll be.

Your family’s so much safer home
You can play games together or make up a poem
So stay there
Where all the germs are clean, stay there
Where you can have sweet dreams, stay there
You’re gonna be alright now.

Someday we’ll be free again to roam throughout the city,
Someday we’ll have reason to get dressed up real pretty,
Won’t that be great?

So maybe I’ll shoot you a text
We can forget all our troubles and not get too vexed
And think of some day
Things will be fine, you know, someday
TP’ll be back in stock, someday
Just don’t go downtown til then
Downtown
Downtown
Downtown
Downtown


Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Traces of You

I wrote this song a few months after Mike committed suicide. Mike was a collector of many things, and after his death I had to clean out his home. A lot of his things ended up at my house. Mike had also done a lot of building on my property, and for a long time it seemed like everywhere I looked, there was something he had owned or built, a memory, a trace of him. It was a hard time.

Traces of You
Jackie Ginn
May 10, 2017


Sitting here all by myself,
I see traces of you.
Complex, simple, weak and strong -
All traces of you.

When I walked away from you
I tried to put you out.
I wanted all things to be gone -
Gone, without a doubt.

But still I find these traces here,
And what am I to do?
Surrounding me both day and night,
These traces of you.

Some traces I can hide away
So I don’t have to see,
But some creep out of corners
Unexpectedly.

You left this world behind you.
It’s tragic, and it’s true.
And you left me ever holding
These traces of you.