Friday, October 20, 2023

 Reflections - Oct. 20, 2023


When first we met

You made me laugh 

With your silly response

To a question I asked.


From that time on

You kept a smile on my face

With the things you would do

And the things you would say.


Being around you

Was my greatest delight

You took out the darkness

And replaced it with light.


It was so long ago

But I remember it all

And the smiles still come

And the tears also fall.


Folks say, “Be glad that it happened,

Not sad that it’s gone”

But it's so much easier 

Said than done.


I smile at the memories

And tears fill my eyes

My face cannot hide it,

So it smiles, and it cries.


Thursday, August 24, 2023

 You Love Your Cell Phone - August 24, 2023

(to the tune of You Are My Sunshine)


You love your cell phone,

Your handy cell phone.

You have it with you night and day.

You cannot seem to

Live without it.

At least, that is what you say.


You pay your bills and

Read your texts and

Catch up on the daily news.

You read each bit of 

What is posted,

Whether it be false or true.


You hear it pinging,

You hear it ringing,

Whether it’s two a.m. or noon.

You stop whatever

You may be doing,

For it must be answered soon.


Your selfies live there,

Floating in thin air,

And helpful apps beyond belief.

Let’s hope your cell phone,

Your precious cell phone,

Isn’t stolen by a thief.


So go ahead and

Love your cell phone.

It’s your master, you’re the slave.

I won’t condemn you

For your addiction,

But don’t you take my landline away.


Monday, August 14, 2023


 


Swallows' Nests


I think that I shall never see

A swallow nesting in a tree.

No, no, no, that will never be.

They choose instead to bother me.


A place that’s covered, high, and still,

Such as my porch light, fills the bill,

And my porch rafters also will.

Glad they don’t like my window sill.


Why lovely creatures such as these

Build nests from muddy wet debris

Will always be a mystery.

A nastier thing you’ll never see.




Wednesday, June 28, 2023

 The Opposite of Me  - June 28, 2023


She’s tall and slender with big blue eyes,

Friendly, outgoing, her decisions are wise.

Everyone likes her, right from the start.

Her front door is open and so is her heart.


She made her life plans with a goal in mind,

And she followed through, never stepping off blind.

Her career took her places, and money came after,

With a smile on her face and a life full of laughter.


She loves people and dogs and has friends by the score.

They call her to talk, and they knock on her door.

She’s the life of each party, she’s on the A List,

Her lips are the lips every man wants to kiss.


She knew what she wanted in her life and her man,

And she only accepted what fit in her plan.

She is confident, happy, what she planned to be.

She is the complete opposite of me.


Monday, November 7, 2022

HAIR (to the tune of Home on the Range)

November 7, 2022 

I used to despair
About fixing my hair,

It was thick and it wouldn’t behave.

And there on the crown

The cowlick wouldn’t stay down,

I’d be bothered, I was sure, till my grave.


When I wanted some curls,

Like the other big girls,

I would get me a permanent wave,

But in less than two weeks

I’d need big rat’s nest tweeks

For the top part just couldn’t be saved.


Hair!  Hair on my head!

Where it used to grow just like a weed.

Now I groan and bemoan

And just hide out at home.

For thick hair I pray and I plead.


Too much hair for barrettes,

Now to my great regret,

Not enough hair to hold one in place.

The cowlick wouldn’t stay,

The widow’s peak went away

And I just want to hide my sad face.


Hair!  Hair on my head!

Which I used to berate every day.

What I wouldn’t give now

For more hair on my brow

Even if it is silvery gray.






Friday, December 11, 2020

 For Dad, on His 100th Birthday


Hardworking, outgoing, good looking and smart,

My Dad had a soft spot for kids in his heart.


Making friends for my Dad was easy and quick,
With his great friendly smile and his big funny wit.

Impatient, nostalgic, and trying his best
To put food on our table...all work and no rest.

A Jack of all trades and a master of none,
A drive in the car was his idea of fun.

A migrant picker, he toiled in the 30s,
A job that was tiring and sweaty and dirty,

But he was the rapidest picker around
And beat all the pickers the bosses had found.

During World War II he was trained as a cook
He learned it by experience, not through a book.

This led to being a grocery store baker
Till he learned of a job that would pay him much greater.

The oil fields in Oxnard were paying quite well
And he stayed there a year, till his brother-in-law fell

Down the dangerous rig and cut off a limb,
And Dad knew that place was no place for him.

He then learned to work in the woods, for awhile,
Then sold washers and dryers, which wasn’t his style,

So he switched to insurance and went door-to-door,
But instead of succeeding, he just became poor.

A golf course greenskeeper job fell into place

And he taught himself all the rules of the race,


But the golf course might be wiped out before long

By a highway, so he had to be moving along.


So we traveled east, took a short vacation,

Then he started his time with a few service stations.


Many a job, more than just these few mentioned,

Filled up his life and took his attention.


But his true desire was to wander and roam

To the south, west and north, for nowhere was home.


Restless and needing to go to somewhere new

Meant new jobs, new scenery, new houses, new schools.


We kids knew nothing but the nomadic way

And we all went where Dad went, day after day.


That was all long ago and lies in the past,

And the years since then have flown away fast.


In spite of his flaws, he meant only the best.

It’s been so many years since he went to his rest


And today Dad would be 100 years old,

But he wouldn’t have liked that, truth be told.


He would always say he was just thirty-nine

He would like being that age forever just fine.


So, Dad, here’s a poem of my memories of you.

It’s not the best but will have to do


Until I myself walk through that golden door

And all of our family is together once more.


Jimmy Darvin Hollis

December 24, 1920 - February 7, 1997

With love from Jackie

Monday, April 13, 2020

Quarantine#1, Parody of Take A Chance on Me - originally sung by Abba

Quarantine #1
March 31, 2020


If you’ve got some time
In this trying time,
Honey please hear me
Stay away from me
If you need me, that’s too bad
Stay away from me
If you’ve got no place to go
Stay away from me


If you’re all alone
Well, friend, we are all alone
And it’s best if ye
Stay away from me
Gonna do my very best
From my head to toes
I don’t want the COVID test
Poking up my nose


Stay away from me
That’s all I ask of you, mister
Stay away from me


We can’t go dancing
But we can go walking
As long as we’re far apart
Listen to some music
Maybe just talking
Sharing thoughts from our hearts


‘Cause you know I’ve got
So much that I wanna do
Don’t wanna lose it all because of NINETEEN
I wanna travel some day
Some place far away
But I think you know
Right now I can’t go


I’m a hermit now
You should be one, too
We’re in quarantine
Stay away from me
Wear your mask and I will, too
Gonna be at home
Wash your hands (who me? Yes, you!)
Don’t go out and roam


(musical interlude)


Stay away from me
Come on, give me a break, will you?
Stay away from me


(very long musical interlude unless you want to hear the whole song over again)


Ba-ba-ba, ba, ba
Ba-ba-ba, ba, ba, ba ba
Stay away from me
Stay away from me
Gonna do my very best
To be virus-free
To not need that test